In the school tricks section we talked about how to fake a fever, also hinting at methods to fake a malaise like a fever but in a too generalized way. We have also said that it is not even too brilliant to get sick to succeed in your intention of skipping an important commitment such as school. For this reason this time I want to list several working methods on how to fake a fever and to trick your parents into believing that you really have a fever. How do I know if I have a fever and do I have a fever? Stay here to know!!
How to fake a fever? Methods to follow
In the evening before going to bed
A fever usually starts in the morning or during the night, so in the evening before going to bed you will have to pretend to feel rather soft and sore (saying that all your bones and joints are sore could be a start). After you have finished dinner, rest for 10 minutes on the table where you ate as if you were feeling fatigued. Parents will think that you are just tired but you say that you feel a little bad and that maybe it is a principle of influence. For this reason, go to bed early, at least 1 hour before your usual time.
The day of the fever
The next morning as soon as your mother calls you or as soon as you hear footsteps approaching your room tell her that you are very ill. Surely she will not believe it or at least, even if she believes it, she will still tell you to get out of bed. She will take the thermometer and measure your fever. This little theater does it only with your mother because your father will not give a damn if you are sick or not.
Raise the temperature of the thermometer
It usually takes 5 minutes to measure the fever. In these 5 minutes try to raise the temperature of the thermometer by rubbing it with your pajamas quickly, also being careful not to break it if it is the one with mercury, or place it 1 second at a time on the bulb closest to you.
Do not fake a fever with too many high values because above 38 ° the fever is very high and your parents could recommend a suppository, disgusting drinks, medicines or even worse could call the family doctor. My advice is to get the dash over 37 degrees slightly, too 37.2 ° might well. A day of rest at home can also stay there so as not to worsen the health conditions.
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The clingy mom
If, on the other hand, your mother or father is standing there in front of you to check if you are cheating during the fever measurement, you should measure it anyway and cover your face under the sheets to pretend that you are cold and not to laugh. Show yourself with a very “stoned” face and try to take time, for example by telling him that probably the thermometer was not positioned well, in this way you will gain another 5 minutes and maybe on the second attempt your parent will move away for 1 minute, just the time to heat up the thermometer and raise the temperature just enough. If your mother doesn’t want to go away, convince her that you just can’t get out of bed and above all that you are not hungry, that you feel the so-called fever in your bones, that everything hurts, that you have a stiff neck, nausea and that it makes you a little ear hurt, just to aggravate the situation.
How to fake a fever” article has explained everything about raising body temperature, inducing vomiting to falsify your fever. Now children can easily pretend to fake a fever in front of their parents not to go to school. You can easily and quickly say to your boss, “I have a fever” and take vacations. But how to tell if I have a fever. Just bring the required symptoms of fever and with the help of thermometer value, you can easily tell if you have a fever.
